Peanutty Buttery Goodness

I fancied something peanutty today This is England, we do not really specialise in peanutty treats I remember that Kit-Kat do come in a limited edition peanut butter flavour but I’m not a lover of Nestle chocolate Tesco have an international aisle… Walk to Tesco Curse Tesco for exploiting my need for American peanutty buttery…

The Blind Date

‘He has tattoos’ my friend Sharon announces. Without looking up I continue to crease statutory notices. ‘I think either he has been to ibiza or he’s about to go, anyway he likes to go out, he’s always out’. I pretend to ignore her, scoring hard folds, before slotting into white C5 envelopes with a window.…

Daag Masala 

‘Have you been crying?’ My Mother stares into the phone whilst contining to chop onions. I give her the hay fever excuse and then start going on about Chem Trails to deflect further questioning. They are polluting our air, it distresses me, making us sick. I sigh, I am so sick and tired of life’s…

No wine whine!

A girl like me knows that it is always Gin o’ clock somewhere in the world but as I am to take my meds three hours before bedtime the consumption of wine or any other alcoholic beverage becomes a problem. I am not a big drinker but I do like a good wine to wash…