The affair dream revisited

I go back to amend the affair dream and wake up with a cracking headache at 06.20. I watch the wife following the nanny around with her friend, the local kids shouting at her and the husband going for a ‘run’ whilst she walks in the park. It’s not her fault. The teenager gets a…

My Marsh Mallo Test

Tests have to be fair. I personally neither care for marshmallows or pretzels, so if I were a child in this psychological test, I would’ve aced it. I wouldn’t eat the first marshmallow, I would wait. I did however want to have sex with Marsh Mallo on Friday but I thought it better to wait…

If you wait you will be rewarded

In the early hours of the morning I was promised a phone call by Marsh Mallo (some random bedroom DJ not the famous one). I tell him great things could happen if he calls me tomorrow. We laugh, yes, yes I will call he says. It’s now 22:33 and there won’t be a call. I…

The dream where I am a housewife on another planet

Over the last few weeks I cannot put my finger on exactly where I am in the dream space. It’s another planet for sure. It’s flat, very rocky at the edges with a dry, acrid atmosphere. In some of the dreams I’m fearful of falling off the edges or getting too close to the raging…

The dream where I revisit my old village

I must be revisiting everyone at night as last night saw me: sharing a dingy hotel room with SK visit a herb cultivation nursery with a Michelin chef resit that awful excel test I failed last year make art out of enlarged frozen cough droplets that looked like snowflakes And get wet standing by the…